Date: Wednesday, 2/1/2014
Subject: Bartolo Colon returns.
40 year old Pitcher Bartolo Colon returns from retirement and is now a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Wednesday, 2/1/2014
Subject: Sankurou Yoringa enters league.
30 year old Second Base Sankurou Yoringa from Japan has moved to the US
and is now available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Wednesday, 2/1/2014
Subject: Contract offer
FYI- Philadelphia has offered me a better contract!
They offer more than you can even dream about!
Regards,
Rob Johnson
Date: Wednesday, 2/1/2014
Subject: Your offer sounds good
I have to admit that I like your offer.
So far, it's the best one I've received.
Regards,
Adam Dunn
Date: Friday, 2/3/2014
Subject: Thank you, I'll sign!
Your contract offer is really what I'm looking for.
I'm looking forward to playing with San Francisco!
Regards,
Adam Dunn
Date: Friday, 2/3/2014
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Adam Dunn.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 2/7/2014
Subject: I'll sign elsewhere
Sorry, Philadelphia has made the best overall offer.
I'll sign with them. Good luck this season!
Regards,
Rob Johnson
Date: Monday, 4/3/2014
Subject: Andy Marte is sick...
Diagnosis: Sore Back.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 4/7/2014
Subject: Robert Breault learns new position
Robert Breault has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "20" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2014
Subject: Status of Fabian Varela
Dear Sir,
Fabian Varela shouldn't play at AA Connecticut Defenders!
He has an AVG of .152 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2014
Subject: Status of Jaime Mendez
Dear Sir,
Jaime Mendez shouldn't play at AA Connecticut Defenders!
He has an AVG of .202 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/10/2014
Subject: Status of Matt Perks
Dear Sir,
Matt Perks has problems at AA Connecticut Defenders!
He has an ERA of 5.61, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/11/2014
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Noah Lowry
Date: Wednesday, 5/31/2014
Subject: Status of Manuel Albano
Dear Sir,
Manuel Albano has an AVG of .231 at AA Connecticut Defenders!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/3/2014
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Todd Jennings
Date: Monday, 6/5/2014
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Kevin Correia
Date: Tuesday, 6/6/2014
Subject: David Fewell is sick...
Diagnosis: Infected Lymph Node.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 5 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 6/10/2014
Subject: Todd Linden
Todd Linden is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 6/12/2014
Subject: Reggie Hernandez learns new position
Reggie Hernandez has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "54" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 6/18/2014
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Justin Knoedler
Date: Friday, 6/23/2014
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Ian Snell
Date: Sunday, 7/30/2014
Subject: Status of Lamar Pickles
Dear Sir,
Lamar Pickles shouldn't play at AA Connecticut Defenders!
He has an AVG of .182 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/14/2014
Subject: John Palomino learns new position
John Palomino has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "9" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 8/21/2014
Subject: Status of Jose Jareņo
Dear Sir,
Jose Jareņo shouldn't play at AA Connecticut Defenders!
He has an AVG of .248 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 9/24/2014
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Gavin Floyd
Date: Wednesday, 9/27/2014
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Jason Bay
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